Our good friend Endorphin has provided for us the rare compilation Small Hits and Near Misses. Mij has graciously granted space on this site, his ever-astounding blog of Liverpool music. This leave only me to review the proceedings. Tally-ho!
Small Hits and Near Misses is the first and only album on Liverpool standard-bearer Inevitable Music. Released in 1984, it was designed to showcase this label's enterprises to date. As they were to shortly fold, this record acts as an effective summary of their entire output. We can only thank Pete Fulwell of Eric's Club and Jerry Lewis -the well known French-loved comedian - the boss of Amazon Studios for being in the right place at the right time with a good attitude. They birthed Inevitable at Christmas-time 1979 to further support Merseyside independent music.
Many of the tracks are exclusive to this disk, and even those found elsewhere are rare. Unlike, say, the Street To Street compilation, there are no dogs here, though neither (one must grant) are there as many historically significant moments. However, any fan of the period would do well to seek out this vinyl. Given its out-of-print status Endorphin has done us a major favour by way of some audio magic.
The album starts with Wah! in one of their many guises, living up to their staggering guitar-shagging reputation. This overblown take of "Seven Minutes To Midnight" is the so-called "Joy Division version", eventually re-released as a bonus track on the CD of their debut album Nah=Poo The Art of Bluff. It's a great song even in the pantheon of Liverpool rock. This version does not have the energy of other takes, but it does demonstrate the lasting influence of Joy Division on Liverpool. (Liverpudlian bands played with JD at festivals, shared their avoidance of London, etc. etc.)
You may be forgiven for hating Dead or Alive, but unless you realise their main reason for existing was to give Pete Burns a reason for being himself, there's little point in continuing. Regardless of any criticism of their disco output, the first few records they uttered as an independent entity are definitely worth the vinyl they were printed on. Both sides of their May 1980 single are included on this comp, likely because it was rare and fetching big money even in 1984. "I'm Falling" and "Flowers" showcase a darker Goth version of the band, again no small thanks to Mancunian influences. The excellent Black Leather pages (
http://www.deadoralive.net/blackleather/ ) are your source for more info on this period.
The next song, "Burning Arrows" by Venus Adore is said to instead be "Back Into Sound" by Faction (
http://music-isms.blogspot.com/2008/04/faction-faction-single-1981.html ) from the makings of their unreleased album Crosstalk & Radio Silence. This is a puzzle even by Liverpool standards, since Venus Adore did in fact exist as their own entity, and have been reported (
http://www.link2wales.co.uk/lpool/V.htm ) to have a similar line-up to Faction. The track here sounds a lot like a song that could indeed be called "Burning Arrows". So the mystery continues.
Starting with a guitar figure that's totally early Teardrop Explodes (
http://music-isms.blogspot.com/2007/11/teardrop-explodes-early-recordings-1978.html ), the singer sounds like he's trying to get his larynx through a sieve. The song is all over the place in the best possible way... at least for the first two minutes. Then it turns into a pop masterpiece, or, hold on, no it doesn't because that manic vocalist is back again. I like! In 1983 Venus Adore released a three-track demo which this correspondent would pay big thanks to receive in a small brown envelope under the front door next Thursday.
In my estimation Faction released the best demo ever in the history of recorded music. (OK, well, there is that Velvets recording. And Television.) Released as the Extended Extended Player (
http://music-isms.blogspot.com/2008/03/faction-1980-81-recordings.html ), it's a disjointed affair I cannot stop listening to decades later. But maybe that's an aside, since Faction are not on this compilation. (Or are they?)
Small Hits continues with The Builders "Daytime Assassins", a tune that meanders along in a nice enough fashion common to the day, with impassioned vocals from Ronnie O'Keefe in a style we might recognise but might not be able to put a name to. In other words they sound much like other Liverpool artists without sounding too much like themselves. I know nothing about the group but would not be surprised to learn several of the musicians are in other bands of the period.
Freeze Frame were more productive. In fact Inevitable seemed devoted to their cause in their dying years -- coincidence? (Heh heh heh.) "Culture Won't Wait" has rhythm section and synth patches like a couple of pages out of the China Crisis book, though the Crisis drummer was actually in The Builders -- go figure. This song was not, methinks, on either of their two singles, or was it four singles? The Inevitable catalogue gets mighty vague towards the end of their output. Its seems likely to me releases were planned, and actually got catalogue numbers, but never saw release. Can some rabid Freeze Frame fan out there set me straight?
Though Brian Atherton has obviously got quite a few Bowie albums in his collection, he wouldn't be the only one crooning in post-Thin White Duke mode in 1983. Everyone was doing it. "Precious Is The Pearl" by the horribly named Box of Toys is the best thing I've heard from them, which isn't saying a lot since they only put out two singles. Find those here (
http://music-isms.blogspot.com/2008/01/box-of-toys-3d-light-1982-1986.html ), together with material from later bands along the same chronology. There's also a Peel Session (
http://music-isms.blogspot.com/2008/04/box-of-toys-1983-peel-session.html ).
What can one say about Margox? Very little since "Jimmy's Grin" is their only known song, the provenance of which is lost in the mists of time. Unless Margi Clarke wants to step forward and own up to this most peculiar accent?
Everything you ever need to know about Dalek I Love You you can find over at my Annotated Discography (
http://robinparmar.com/dalek-i-love-you.html ) a site so good it was happily plagiarised for the liner notes to the recent re-issue of the second Dalek I Love You album (well, at least they thanked me). There you can find out that this is the only surviving demo from their debut album, the one which bears the shortened moniker "Dalek i". "Freedom Fighters" is a strangely unsettling combination of punk rebellion and pop insouciance, marking a path not taken by the band/duo/combo/collective at any later point. If you don't yet have a copy of Compass Kum'pes you're missing out on the best album ever created. So what are you waiting for? Oh yeah, it's not available.
Small Hits and Near Misses ends with a track you 'can' actually find elsewhere, the China Crisis debut single "African and White". This went to #45 in the UK charts (when re-issued in 1982) and launched the duo as a mild pop answer to Steely Dan -- like we needed that! The most obnoxious band I've ever chatted with, these dudes did nothing but slag off other Liverpudlians (saving special hate for OMD) when I interviewed them early in their career. Since their ability is not a fraction of that of their betters (say, the aforementioned Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark) I perforce must steer you clear of their musical output. Except, that is, for their first two singles. Since "African and White" was on their debut album it cannot be considered nearly as rare as the rest of this album.
So there we have it, INEVLP 1 in its entirety: five rarities, a few curiosities, a Scouse accent and a handbag. It's missing Nightmares In Wax and Modern Eon, both of which would have helped form a more complete picture of the Inevitable label in the early eighties. Nonetheless, it remains eminently listenable. So go listen.
Small Hits and Near Misses
Side One
1. Wah! "Seven Minutes To Midnight"
2. Dead or Alive "I'm Falling"
3. Venus Adore "Burning Arrows"
4. The Builders "Daytime Assassins"
5. Freeze Frame "Culture Won't Wait"
Side Two
6. Box of Toys "Precious Is The Pearl"
7. Margox "Jimmy's Grin"
8. Dalek I Love You "Freedom Fighters"
9. Dead Or Alive "Flowers"
10. China Crisis "African and White"
-- Robin Parmar
(Of course, thanks to Endorphin for the file, and thanks to Robin for the great present of the article. Mij)
Small Hits and Near Misses